Week 2 Update

Dear All,

With three rounds of matches now under our belts, one tenth of the season is almost over already!!!

That's right, if you're top of the league now, the title's as good as won while if you're at the bottom, well I'm afraid it's already game over!

For a change, Harpic Amsterdam will be cracking open the bubbly, as opposed to his usual form of crying his lamps out and claiming that the whole world is against him. In a period where matches have been unpredictable, and clean sheets few and far between with a plethora of unexpected injuries and suspensions, Brother Molloy's score of 81 points is more than respectable.

Just behing him, the Prince of Darkness, Brendy's Bruisers, Sheer Kidology FAF!! and Au Revoir Thierry14 will also be happy with their opening gambits this season.

The middle of the table is as tight as Baz's wallet but unfortunately the bottom three are already looking a bit off the pace - especially if you're in that bottom three. Otherwise, I suppose there's no 'unfortunately' about it. It's a good laugh actually if we're all being honest!

So that means that Rafa's Goatee, Ylneverbreathefrankie (deserves to go down with a name like that) and True Blue Strikers will all be a little concerned with their Man Utd-esque start to the season.

Not to worry lads, you (along with the rest of us) will be delighted to know that from tomorrow WE CAN MAKE TRANSFERS!!!!!!!

I'm out of the office for the next two days so if someone can pass on the password, that would be greatly appreciated.

In the meantime....

READ 'EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!........


DIVING IN THE BOX PREMIER LEAGUE 2007/2008: Week two



1 (4) HARPIC AMSTERDAM 81 (45)

2 (1) PRINCE OF DARKNESS 75 (35)

3 (2) BRENDYS BRUISER’S 73 (34)

4 (3) SHEER KIDOLOGY FAF!! 68 (23)

5 (5) AU REVOIR THIERRY14 67 (31)

6 (7) CHELSEA DAGGERS 61 (32)

7 (15) THE HAPPY MONKEYS 55 (47)

8 (12) MACLACTICOS 54 (25)

8 (6) THE GRAPES OF RAFF 54 (21)

8 (12) FLEXY’S FAIRIES 54 (20)

11 (8) THE DOGS BALLACKS 53 (26)

11 (12) KIRBS CRAWLERS 53 (23)

13 (8) KFC ACADEMICAL 52 (21)

14 (11) MINUS THREE FC 51 (22)

14 (10) CHERRY UNITED 51 (17)

16 (16) REAL GOLDFISH 46 (25)

17 (17) MINIBABYBELLEFC 45 (24)

18 (20) RAFA’S GOATEE 27 (9)

19 (19) YLNEVERBREATHEFRANKIE 26 (8)

20 (18) TRUE BLUE STRIKERS 23 (1)





SUPER LEAGUE POSITION IN LEAGUE OF SUPER LEAGUES: 2489 (2503)



In the Conference League, Yer Ma's Athletic continues to set the pace with a magnificent 100 points, more than 30 poitns ahead of his nearest challengers. Muckamore Utd and Steprightin occupy the other promotion places at the moment.

No surprise that holding up both divisions are none other than our hapless duo Fernando Muppetorres and Cool Dude Zoo. All the big talk about this being their season has lasted for all of eight days!





DIVING IN THE BOX CONFERENCE LEAGUE 2007/2008: Week two



1 (1) YER MA’S ATHLETIC 100 (40)

2 (3) MUCKAMORE UTD 69 (31)

2 (2) STEPRIGHTIN 69 (27)

4 (8) HOOFERS UTD 61 (39)

5 (6) CON VILLA 55 (40)

6 (6) GULLADUFF F.F 54 (23)

7 (10) GAZZA’S PIPING HOTS 53 (24)

8 (13) YOU’LLNEVERWALKALONE 52 (25)

9 (4) BAZKINGATTHETOP 51 (19)

10 (8) THE WELL HUNGARIANS 47 (19)

11 (10) JOEY’S MONSTERS 43 (17)

11 (4) THE BUSTED CLAMPETS 43 (9)

13 (17) BOYS OF SUMMER 42 (28)

13 (14) MERSEY MIRACLES 42 (21)

15 (10) BLACK SOCKS RED TOPS 41 (20)

16 (16) VIRGIN SURFERS 37 (16)

17 (14) COOL DUDE ZOO 35 (21)

18 (18) FERNANDO MUPPETORRES 17 (4)



SUPER LEAGUE POSITION IN LEAGUE OF SUPER LEAGUES: 3349 (3099)


Finally, still a few managers outstanding with their payments. Can the following please show me the money post haste...

Paul Maynes - £25
Gazza Mac - £25
Cheeko - £25
Conor Donnelly - £31
Conor Nugent - £25
Stephen O'Sullivan - £80
William Cherry - £25

That's all for now folks. Enjoy your first foray of the season into the transfer market and good luck at the weekend.

Cheers,

Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman