Dear All,
In what was a tricky weekend's fixtures, the preliminary round of the DITB FFA Cup saw some surprisingly high scores and some unexpected results.... ah the magic of the cup!!!
Without further ado, let's see who made it through to join the Premier League clubs in the first round draw.
Remember that the 11 winners PLUS the highest scoring loser will go through.
Here we go.....
Joeys Monsters 22 vs Cool Dude Zoo 14
No surprise here. Cool Dude Zoo are and always will be CRAP! Easy win for Brother McCabe over Chuckle Brother Snr.
Real Goldfish 25 vs Virgin Surfers 20
First thing Brother McAvoy's had to smile about all season. He was playing the only team below him in the league though!
Mersey Miracles 22 vs Mickey Hartes XI 21
Son of Chuckie makes it through in a tight scrap against the higher placed XI. Good home win to see at least one O'Sullivan in the first round.
Boys of Summer 11 vs Probably the Best 32
Seems to be no stopping Brother Stevenson at the moment. Relentless scoring secures an easy away win against an off-form Brother McGinley.
The Well Hungarian 23 vs Stickshifter FC 17
Good home win against debutant Jenkins should stop Brother Nugent whinging for a while... and no, the FFA Cup winner DOESN'T win promotion to the Premier league!!!
Flexys Fairies 13 vs Mighty Con Villa 11
Low scoring match between two of the Conference League's high fliers. Home advantage edges it for Flexy. End of the road for the McGinley Brothers.
HOWRTINGS 18 vs Bazkinginglory 11
Despite yet another awful team name, Brother Henry Snr enjoys a comfortable win over second placed Baz, who can now focus on a much coveted promotion to the big league.
The Busted Sofas 25 vs Muckamore Uld 36
Excellent away win for the defending Cup champion Stewart, overcoming a gutsy performance from Brother Donnelly. Don't know what Uld stands for though?
The Fernandos 37 vs Sheer Kidology 20
They'll be singing in the streets of Bristol Avenue as former Muppet Maynes sends Chuckle Brother Jnr packing. FAF anyone????
Hoofers Utd 18 vs Chamonix Albion 22
Another McCabe makes it safely into the first round at the expense of wiley campaigner Brother Bradley - hoof hailed to step up to the mark! Chamon you!!!
Dirty Dubs XI 42 vs Barry's Elite XI 26
The shock of the round makes it a hat-trick of wins for the three McCabe Brothers - it's like the Sons of Katie Elder in here!!! Fellow debutant Jones sent home with his tail between his legs.
Or was he....?
Yes, Barry's Elite XI (the chairman appreciates your correct use of the apostrophe!) keeps his cup and promotion double hopes alive by edging home as the highest scoring loser in the preliminary round.
Much to the chagrin of Brother Donnelly who, on 25 points, scored just one point less. Imagine having your sofa busted on the strength of a single booking or a substitution!!! Unlucky lad. Come and take a look at what you would have won.
So my friends, to recap, the following teams will join the 20 big guns in the first round FFA Cup draw. How many of them will survive?
Joeys Monsters
Real Goldfish
Mersey Miracles
Probably The Best
The Well Hungarian
Flexys Fairies
Howrtings
Muckamore Uld
The Fernandos
Chamonix Albion
Dirty Dubs XI
Barry's Elite XI
Congratulations to all the winners.
And finally, for our our losers, as we always say at this time of the year... you're s**t and you know you are!
Until the next time.
posted by Bhoy_Molloy @ 3:48 PM
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