Diving In The Box Fantasy Football League.

Welcome to the official website of the DITB FF League where members can view weekly score updates and transfer passwords, and keep up to date with all that's happening in the DITB world, with pics, games, videos and links to other useful sites. This is YOUR site so please add your thoughts, comments, jokes, etc. To use a schooling analogy, it's like the school toilets where all the lads can hang out and chill for a while. But hey... enough of my yakkin'. Whaddya say... let's boogie!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Dear All,

We now know who will be competing in this year's Diving in the Box FF Cup Final.

The results of the semi-finals were as follows...

 
Harpic Amsterdam (PL)                 39           vs            29          Cherry Utd (CL)
 
 
Gunning for Glory (CL)                   34           vs            52            Probably the Best (PL)


Yes, once again this year’s final will be an all Premiership affair,  contested by Harpic Amsterdam and Probably the Best.
 
In 2009, this would have been the community shield as Brother Molloy won the league that year and Brother Stevenson the cup.
 
Molloy has never won the FFA Cup so he will be hoping to add it to his trophy collection.  Stevenson will be hoping to make it two out of three (which ain’t bad).
 
Congratulations to both and all the best for the final which will take place on Saturday May 14.  Should be a good match.
 
Finally, I’m sure we all would like to pass on our commiserations to our Conference losers (on this occasion losers in both senses of the word).
 
Later.
 
Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman

Friday, April 15, 2011

Dear All,
 
We are now live from DITB HQ for the draw for the semi-finals of the DITB FFA Cup.
 
Four teams will go into the hat, namely...
 
Gunning For Glory (CL)
Cherry Utd (CL)
Harpic Amsterdam (PL)
Probably The Best (PL)
 
Brother Johnston will now put his two balls in the mixer and I will do the same as the official draw begins.
 
Drum roll please........
 
Harpic Amsterdam (PL)                  vs            Cherry Utd (CL)
 
 
Gunning for Glory (CL)                   vs            Probably the Best (PL)
 
 
Ties will be played this weekend.  Good luck to all our semi-finalists!
 
In the meantime, the current league tables are as follows.  Full update next week.
 
READ ‘EM AMD WEEP!!!!!!!!
 
Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman
 

DITB PREMIER LEAGUE

POS
Manager
Team name
Total points
Week pts
Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals
Goal Pos
Overall Position
1
Kurt Festraerts
Golden Generation
1407
33
1043
41142
88
960
916
2
Mark Molloy
Harpic Amsterdam
1355
17
1014
58267
69
46624
4878
3
Michael Rafferty
The Grapes of Raff
1321
39
976
84827
75
19436
11325
4
Paul Brogan
Diaby Does Dallas
1319
20
945
108407
79
9261
11835
5
Philip Risley
VUVUZOLA FC
1317
51
1023
52587
72
31219
12366
6
Mark Stevenson
Probably the Best
1290
29
1046
39499
62
94116
21648
7
Gavin Sheehy
prince of darkness
1275
26
1097
18508
71
35928
28027
8
Gary McDonald
Gazza's Piping Hots
1260
38
1000
67566
64
79455
35599
9
Geoff Johnston
Minus Three FC
1238
44
879
155608
63
86749
48826
10
Brendan Kelly
FlexysMidniteRunners
1219
16
940
112202
59
116414
61733
11
Owen McNally
Maclacticos
1217
45
919
128011
63
86749
63217
12
Jules Eilledge
True Blue Strikers
1196
25
1052
36470
66
65428
78540
13
John McDermott
Sofa King Watt
1183
29
898
142961
60
108995
88261
14
Declan Crudden
Bleedin Red
1174
31
890
148410
62
94116
95116
15
Conor Walls
Wallsy's Warriors
1145
33
1030
48392
57
131215
116641
16
Kevin McCauley
KFC Academical
1122
32
926
122704
59
116414
132735
17
Brian Shields
The Blue Monkeys
1120
35
978
83353
65
72300
134120
18
Brendan Henry
Gulladuff FF
1110
27
915
130971
56
138274
140597
19
Conor Donnelly
The Busted Sofas
1107
43
884
152369
58
123843
142520
20
Francis Jones
Yer Ma's Athletic
1089
29
1039
43315
53
158383
153384
 

DITB CONFERENCE LEAGUE

POS
Manager
Team name
Total points
Week pts
Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals
Goal Pos
Overall Position
1
Andrew Jenkins
The Rio Chargers
1358
29
1060
32631
78
11262
4473
2
Andy Kirby
Kirbs Crawlers
1330
39
1034
46092
79
9261
9235
3
Barry Jones
Gunning for Glory
1261
35
907
136604
70
41108
35089
4
William Cherry
Cherry United
1252
24
1031
47814
69
46624
40143
5
Gavin Curran
Mattrua
1239
31
732
212118
75
19436
48177
6
Arnold Thom
Inshallah
1204
36
889
149087
69
46624
72622
7
Simon Jenkins
Stickshifter United
1192
25
1180
3275
58
123843
81478
8
Austin McGinley
Boys of Summer
1190
28
856
169431
63
86749
82923
9
Andrew McCabe
Joeys Monsters
1184
39
1125
10997
68
52526
87516
10
Barry Corr
bazkinginglory
1170
25
1069
28776
60
108995
98140
11
Christopher Cherry
Jittery Dynamos
1167
24
976
84827
80
7430
100375
12
Claire McCabe
MiniBabyBelleFC
1166
24
1061
32211
48
186681
101100
13
Conor Nugent
the well hungarians
1151
30
939
112944
64
79455
112329
14
Brendan Henry
Fullofthepipe
1142
36
1012
59540
59
116414
118797
15
Joseph O'Sullivan
TORRES and co
1122
32
861
166638
60
108995
132735
16
Joseph O'Sullivan
COOL DUDE ZOO
1102
31
741
210584
58
123843
145632
17
Simon O'sullivan
HaHa Barca wankasFAF
1101
11
923
125010
54
152001
146281
18
Gareth Bradley
Hoof Hearted UTD
1082
24
810
191173
50
176323
157307
18
Alan McCabe
Dirty Dubs XI
1082
36
817
188387
42
210260
157307
20
Conor Mcavoy
Real Goldfish
871
15
871
160553
52
164650
219846
 

Friday, April 01, 2011

Dear All,
Is it just me or has this season been a very stop start one – consistently interrupted by international breaks?
I can’t believe there are only eight league games left and bearing this in mind, can anyone stop The Professor racing away to a record fourth league title?  The neutrals certainly hope so!
Before we have a quick look at the scores, there’s the small matter of a FFA Cup replay to clear up and the score from that was as follows:
KFC Academical                30           vs            44           Cherry United
So Cherry United joins fellow Conference team Gunning For Glory in the semi finals alongside PL sides Harpic Amsterdam and Probably The Best.
Turning back to the league, the only team with a realistic chance of catching Brother Festraerts in the Premiership is double-chasing Harpic Amsterdam.  Outside of that it’s a race for the three remaining European places between a host of teams including Diaby Does Dallas, The Grapes, Vuvuzola, Probably The Best and Prince of Darkness.
In the relegation zone it looks like any three from five teams – with Yer Ma’s Athletic, Busted Sofas and Gulladuff FF leading the way.  Just goes to show... you can take a man out of the Conference but you can never take the Conference out of the man. 
They’re like feckin’ homing pigeons!!!
Also hanging on to their Premiership survival though are stalwarts Blue Monkeys and KFC Academical (surely it’s only a matter of time!).  Squeaky bum time ahead for Brothers Shields and McCauley but they will be comforted when they look at the piss poor teams below them.
In the CL, two teams look to have already secured their places in the Premiership next season – namely the Rio Chargers and last year’s relegated Kirbs Crawlers.
The promised land is still a possibility though for a number of others with Gunning for Glory in pole position, just ahead of Cherry United (also hoping to make a quick return to the top flight).
Brother McAvoy remains stranded at the bottom by almost 200 points but the remaining relegation places look to be between Dirty Dubs, the Hoofers and the THREE O’Sullivans.
So my friends, it’s good to be back in action.  It seems like ages since the last FF weekend – I’ve almost forgotten how to make transfers (or what it’s like to have any!).
We’re now into April and the countdown to glory is well and truly on.
Who can hold their nerves in the home straight to become an FF legend or flounder at the final fence and forever be a famous FF failure.
Is that enough ‘F’s for you all?  Now eff off and have a great weekend.
Until next time....
...... READ ‘EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!
Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman

DITB PREMIER LEAGUE

POS
Manager
Team name
Total points
Week pts
Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals
Goal Pos
Overall Position
1
Kurt Festraerts
Golden Generation
1317
0
1011
26991
81
1839
1326
2
Mark Molloy
Harpic Amsterdam
1290
0
956
57076
67
35023
3270
3
Paul Brogan
Diaby Does Dallas
1248
0
895
102647
73
12625
10520
4
Michael Rafferty
The Grapes of Raff
1236
0
921
82319
69
25867
13935
4
Philip Risley
VUVUZOLA FC
1236
0
965
51134
68
30277
13935
6
Mark Stevenson
Probably the Best
1212
0
977
43891
57
102740
23000
7
Gavin Sheehy
prince of darkness
1206
0
1043
15580
68
30277
25739
8
Gary McDonald
Gazza's Piping Hots
1187
0
949
61901
61
72452
35646
9
Brendan Kelly
FlexysMidniteRunners
1160
0
874
119254
55
118093
53021
10
Geoff Johnston
Minus Three FC
1149
0
794
174360
56
110370
61036
11
Owen McNally
Maclacticos
1136
0
876
117647
58
95033
70829
12
Jules Eilledge
True Blue Strikers
1135
0
992
35813
61
72452
71593
13
John McDermott
Sofa King Watt
1125
0
822
157287
59
87407
79393
14
Declan Crudden
Bleedin Red
1108
0
819
159263
58
95033
92866
15
Conor Walls
Wallsy's Warriors
1080
0
978
43343
54
125684
114636
16
Kevin McCauley
KFC Academical
1058
0
836
147736
56
110370
130841
17
Brian Shields
The Blue Monkeys
1048
0
932
74007
61
72452
137872
18
Brendan Henry
Gulladuff FF
1038
0
863
127843
50
154528
144582
19
Conor Donnelly
The Busted Sofas
1036
0
834
149162
53
133203
145841
20
Francis Jones
Yer Ma's Athletic
1029
0
971
47495
51
147654
150200

DITB CONFERENCE LEAGUE

POS
Manager
Team name
Total points
Week pts
Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals
Goal Pos
Overall Position
1
Andrew Jenkins
The Rio Chargers
1263
0
980
42216
71
18361
7175
2
Andy Kirby
Kirbs Crawlers
1255
0
988
37896
76
6633
8810
3
Barry Jones
Gunning for Glory
1183
0
852
136225
67
35023
37966
4
William Cherry
Cherry United
1181
0
957
56450
63
58461
39141
5
Gavin Curran
Mattrua
1153
0
668
214633
69
25867
58072
6
Simon Jenkins
Stickshifter United
1129
0
1117
2968
55
118093
76171
7
Arnold Thom
Inshallah
1125
0
841
144329
62
65330
79393
8
Barry Corr
bazkinginglory
1118
0
1006
29141
57
102740
84875
8
Andrew McCabe
Joeys Monsters
1118
0
1059
11418
63
58461
84875
10
Austin McGinley
Boys of Summer
1110
0
817
160620
58
95033
91243
11
Claire McCabe
MiniBabyBelleFC
1103
0
977
43891
44
189767
96835
11
Christopher Cherry
Jittery Dynamos
1103
0
910
90749
75
8327
96835
13
Conor Nugent
the well hungarians
1082
0
894
103468
59
87407
113124
14
Brendan Henry
Fullofthepipe
1078
0
941
67570
57
102740
116185
15
Joseph O'Sullivan
TORRES and co
1057
0
810
165075
57
102740
131578
16
Joseph O'Sullivan
COOL DUDE ZOO
1043
0
691
210985
55
118093
141303
17
Simon O'sullivan
HaHa Barca wankasFAF
1041
0
865
126390
50
154528
142639
18
Gareth Bradley
Hoof Hearted UTD
1030
0
746
196211
47
173581
149591
19
Alan McCabe
Dirty Dubs XI
1022
0
747
195847
38
212856
154498
20
Conor Mcavoy
Real Goldfish
833
0
833
149868
51
147654
217402