Dear All,
Is it just me or has this season been a very stop start one – consistently interrupted by international breaks?
I can’t believe there are only eight league games left and bearing this in mind, can anyone stop The Professor racing away to a record fourth league title? The neutrals certainly hope so!
Before we have a quick look at the scores, there’s the small matter of a FFA Cup replay to clear up and the score from that was as follows:
KFC Academical 30 vs 44 Cherry United
So Cherry United joins fellow Conference team Gunning For Glory in the semi finals alongside PL sides Harpic Amsterdam and Probably The Best.
Turning back to the league, the only team with a realistic chance of catching Brother Festraerts in the Premiership is double-chasing Harpic Amsterdam. Outside of that it’s a race for the three remaining European places between a host of teams including Diaby Does Dallas, The Grapes, Vuvuzola, Probably The Best and Prince of Darkness.
In the relegation zone it looks like any three from five teams – with Yer Ma’s Athletic, Busted Sofas and Gulladuff FF leading the way. Just goes to show... you can take a man out of the Conference but you can never take the Conference out of the man.
They’re like feckin’ homing pigeons!!!
Also hanging on to their Premiership survival though are stalwarts Blue Monkeys and KFC Academical (surely it’s only a matter of time!). Squeaky bum time ahead for Brothers Shields and McCauley but they will be comforted when they look at the piss poor teams below them.
In the CL, two teams look to have already secured their places in the Premiership next season – namely the Rio Chargers and last year’s relegated Kirbs Crawlers.
The promised land is still a possibility though for a number of others with Gunning for Glory in pole position, just ahead of Cherry United (also hoping to make a quick return to the top flight).
Brother McAvoy remains stranded at the bottom by almost 200 points but the remaining relegation places look to be between Dirty Dubs, the Hoofers and the THREE O’Sullivans.
So my friends, it’s good to be back in action. It seems like ages since the last FF weekend – I’ve almost forgotten how to make transfers (or what it’s like to have any!).
We’re now into April and the countdown to glory is well and truly on.
Who can hold their nerves in the home straight to become an FF legend or flounder at the final fence and forever be a famous FF failure.
Is that enough ‘F’s for you all? Now eff off and have a great weekend.
Until next time....
...... READ ‘EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!
Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman
DITB PREMIER LEAGUE
POS | Manager | Team name | Total points | Week pts | Starting
XI pts | Starting
XI pos | Goals | Goal Pos | Overall Position |
1 | Kurt Festraerts | Golden Generation | 1317 | 0 | 1011 | 26991 | 81 | 1839 | 1326 |
2 | Mark Molloy | Harpic Amsterdam | 1290 | 0 | 956 | 57076 | 67 | 35023 | 3270 |
3 | Paul Brogan | Diaby Does Dallas | 1248 | 0 | 895 | 102647 | 73 | 12625 | 10520 |
4 | Michael Rafferty | The Grapes of Raff | 1236 | 0 | 921 | 82319 | 69 | 25867 | 13935 |
4 | Philip Risley | VUVUZOLA FC | 1236 | 0 | 965 | 51134 | 68 | 30277 | 13935 |
6 | Mark Stevenson | Probably the Best | 1212 | 0 | 977 | 43891 | 57 | 102740 | 23000 |
7 | Gavin Sheehy | prince of darkness | 1206 | 0 | 1043 | 15580 | 68 | 30277 | 25739 |
8 | Gary McDonald | Gazza's Piping Hots | 1187 | 0 | 949 | 61901 | 61 | 72452 | 35646 |
9 | Brendan Kelly | FlexysMidniteRunners | 1160 | 0 | 874 | 119254 | 55 | 118093 | 53021 |
10 | Geoff Johnston | Minus Three FC | 1149 | 0 | 794 | 174360 | 56 | 110370 | 61036 |
11 | Owen McNally | Maclacticos | 1136 | 0 | 876 | 117647 | 58 | 95033 | 70829 |
12 | Jules Eilledge | True Blue Strikers | 1135 | 0 | 992 | 35813 | 61 | 72452 | 71593 |
13 | John McDermott | Sofa King Watt | 1125 | 0 | 822 | 157287 | 59 | 87407 | 79393 |
14 | Declan Crudden | Bleedin Red | 1108 | 0 | 819 | 159263 | 58 | 95033 | 92866 |
15 | Conor Walls | Wallsy's Warriors | 1080 | 0 | 978 | 43343 | 54 | 125684 | 114636 |
16 | Kevin McCauley | KFC Academical | 1058 | 0 | 836 | 147736 | 56 | 110370 | 130841 |
17 | Brian Shields | The Blue Monkeys | 1048 | 0 | 932 | 74007 | 61 | 72452 | 137872 |
18 | Brendan Henry | Gulladuff FF | 1038 | 0 | 863 | 127843 | 50 | 154528 | 144582 |
19 | Conor Donnelly | The Busted Sofas | 1036 | 0 | 834 | 149162 | 53 | 133203 | 145841 |
20 | Francis Jones | Yer Ma's Athletic | 1029 | 0 | 971 | 47495 | 51 | 147654 | 150200 |
DITB CONFERENCE LEAGUE
POS | Manager | Team name | Total points | Week pts | Starting
XI pts | Starting
XI pos | Goals | Goal Pos | Overall Position |
1 | Andrew Jenkins | The Rio Chargers | 1263 | 0 | 980 | 42216 | 71 | 18361 | 7175 |
2 | Andy Kirby | Kirbs Crawlers | 1255 | 0 | 988 | 37896 | 76 | 6633 | 8810 |
3 | Barry Jones | Gunning for Glory | 1183 | 0 | 852 | 136225 | 67 | 35023 | 37966 |
4 | William Cherry | Cherry United | 1181 | 0 | 957 | 56450 | 63 | 58461 | 39141 |
5 | Gavin Curran | Mattrua | 1153 | 0 | 668 | 214633 | 69 | 25867 | 58072 |
6 | Simon Jenkins | Stickshifter United | 1129 | 0 | 1117 | 2968 | 55 | 118093 | 76171 |
7 | Arnold Thom | Inshallah | 1125 | 0 | 841 | 144329 | 62 | 65330 | 79393 |
8 | Barry Corr | bazkinginglory | 1118 | 0 | 1006 | 29141 | 57 | 102740 | 84875 |
8 | Andrew McCabe | Joeys Monsters | 1118 | 0 | 1059 | 11418 | 63 | 58461 | 84875 |
10 | Austin McGinley | Boys of Summer | 1110 | 0 | 817 | 160620 | 58 | 95033 | 91243 |
11 | Claire McCabe | MiniBabyBelleFC | 1103 | 0 | 977 | 43891 | 44 | 189767 | 96835 |
11 | Christopher Cherry | Jittery Dynamos | 1103 | 0 | 910 | 90749 | 75 | 8327 | 96835 |
13 | Conor Nugent | the well hungarians | 1082 | 0 | 894 | 103468 | 59 | 87407 | 113124 |
14 | Brendan Henry | Fullofthepipe | 1078 | 0 | 941 | 67570 | 57 | 102740 | 116185 |
15 | Joseph O'Sullivan | TORRES and co | 1057 | 0 | 810 | 165075 | 57 | 102740 | 131578 |
16 | Joseph O'Sullivan | COOL DUDE ZOO | 1043 | 0 | 691 | 210985 | 55 | 118093 | 141303 |
17 | Simon O'sullivan | HaHa Barca wankasFAF | 1041 | 0 | 865 | 126390 | 50 | 154528 | 142639 |
18 | Gareth Bradley | Hoof Hearted UTD | 1030 | 0 | 746 | 196211 | 47 | 173581 | 149591 |
19 | Alan McCabe | Dirty Dubs XI | 1022 | 0 | 747 | 195847 | 38 | 212856 | 154498 |
20 | Conor Mcavoy | Real Goldfish | 833 | 0 | 833 | 149868 | 51 | 147654 | 217402 |