Dear All,
As the season moves into its final quarter (what’s known to many as the ‘business end’), it looks like there’s no stopping The Professor from lifting a record 4th Premier League title.
Brother Festraerts continues to set a pace with which the others are struggling to keep up, with a 30 point gap now to Harpic Amsterdam in second place and a further 30 points to Diaby Does Dallas in third.
Defending champions The Grapes of Raff have long ago lowered their sights to a more realistic target of European qualification, and occupy fifth position, just behind Vuvuzola FC who is enjoying his debut season in the elite league.
Others with European ambitions include Probably the Best, the Prince of Darkness, Gazza’s Piping Hots and Flexysmidniterunners but it’s hard to see anyone outside of that group making a late run.
In the Premiership relegation scrap, it’s by no means a done deal as to who will be kissing PL football goodbye in May and joining the infidels in the Conference League next season, and who knows maybe for eternity (just ask Paddy Sulls).
Yer Ma’s Athletic are currently bottom, joined by the Blue Monkeys (shock horror) and Gulladuff FF (par for the course) but with The Busted Sofas hovering not far above, all three teams will be hopeful that they can leapfrog Brother Donnelly back into the promised land.
KFC Academical is also unsurprisingly still in the mix to offer hope to the relegation threatened sides, while Guru Walls needs to tread carefully if he doesn’t want to be dragged into a bottom of the table dogfight for survival.
That leaves about five PL teams to wallow in mid table mediocrity until the end of the season.
Turning our attention (with disdain) to the Conference League, league leaders The Rio Chargers look home and dry, as does Kirbs Crawlers, hoping to show the countless other relegated teams before him how to make a successful quick return to the Premiership.
The battle for the final promotion spot looks like it will be fought out between quite a number of teams but Gunning for Glory are in the hot seat now with Cherry United in hot pursuit.
At the bottom of the Conference, where the lowest of the low hang out, Brother McAvoy is already relegated.
Who else will go down though and pay the forfeit remains to be seen. Hoof Hearted and Dirty Dubs might be in the bottom three right now but that situation could easily change, especially with a trio of O’Sullivans just ahead of them. That’s almost enough to give even McAvoy hope of avoiding the drop!!!
Highest scorers this week were Brother Brogan with a remarkable 83 points, well ahead of The Grapes (61) and Sofa King Watt (60).
At the other end of the scale, the Dirty Dubs managed a total of just 17 points with Stickshifter United and Fullofthepipe both scoring 28.
Coming up next is the draw for the quarter finals of the FFA Cup which take place this weekend, so stay tuned.
Until then though........
........... READ ‘EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael R.
Diving in the Box FF League Chairman
DITB PREMIER LEAGUE
POS | Manager | Team name | Total points | Week pts | Starting
XI pts | Starting
XI pos | Goals | Goal Pos | Overall Position |
1 | Kurt Festraerts | Golden Generation | 1252 | 58 | 975 | 23429 | 78 | 2204 | 1743 |
2 | Mark Molloy | Harpic Amsterdam | 1222 | 45 | 921 | 51874 | 64 | 40457 | 4775 |
3 | Paul Brogan | Diaby Does Dallas | 1192 | 83 | 872 | 88324 | 70 | 15029 | 10948 |
4 | Philip Risley | VUVUZOLA FC | 1180 | 35 | 924 | 49955 | 65 | 35201 | 14502 |
5 | Michael Rafferty | The Grapes of Raff | 1175 | 61 | 876 | 85194 | 66 | 30301 | 16221 |
6 | Mark Stevenson | Probably the Best | 1152 | 51 | 922 | 51224 | 55 | 104822 | 25906 |
6 | Gavin Sheehy | prince of darkness | 1152 | 32 | 989 | 18320 | 67 | 25904 | 25906 |
8 | Gary McDonald | Gazza's Piping Hots | 1131 | 56 | 904 | 63805 | 58 | 81255 | 37441 |
9 | Brendan Kelly | FlexysMidniteRunners | 1113 | 36 | 831 | 122087 | 55 | 104822 | 49280 |
10 | Jules Eilledge | True Blue Strikers | 1089 | 48 | 947 | 36443 | 60 | 66343 | 67244 |
11 | Owen McNally | Maclacticos | 1083 | 34 | 846 | 109684 | 55 | 104822 | 72104 |
12 | Geoff Johnston | Minus Three FC | 1079 | 41 | 752 | 177415 | 52 | 128445 | 75372 |
13 | John McDermott | Sofa King Watt | 1075 | 60 | 771 | 166142 | 58 | 81255 | 78556 |
14 | Declan Crudden | Bleedin Red | 1053 | 37 | 784 | 157661 | 56 | 96774 | 96583 |
15 | Conor Walls | Wallsy's Warriors | 1037 | 41 | 934 | 43734 | 54 | 112695 | 109437 |
16 | Kevin McCauley | KFC Academical | 1012 | 46 | 793 | 151300 | 54 | 112695 | 128899 |
17 | Conor Donnelly | The Busted Sofas | 999 | 38 | 795 | 149840 | 52 | 128445 | 138479 |
18 | Brendan Henry | Gulladuff FF | 986 | 39 | 809 | 139460 | 49 | 150635 | 147321 |
19 | Brian Shields | The Blue Monkeys | 980 | 29 | 894 | 71155 | 55 | 104822 | 151325 |
20 | Francis Jones | Yer Ma's Athletic | 978 | 46 | 935 | 43143 | 49 | 150635 | 152569 |
DITB CONFERENCE LEAGUE
POS | Manager | Team name | Total points | Week pts | Starting
XI pts | Starting
XI pos | Goals | Goal Pos | Overall Position |
1 | Andrew Jenkins | The Rio Chargers | 1217 | 45 | 936 | 42547 | 70 | 15029 | 5550 |
2 | Andy Kirby | Kirbs Crawlers | 1187 | 35 | 956 | 31771 | 74 | 6382 | 12336 |
3 | Barry Jones | Gunning for Glory | 1135 | 53 | 816 | 134083 | 67 | 25904 | 35085 |
4 | William Cherry | Cherry United | 1121 | 33 | 900 | 66776 | 62 | 52603 | 43703 |
5 | Gavin Curran | Mattrua | 1094 | 37 | 631 | 215489 | 65 | 35201 | 63357 |
6 | Barry Corr | bazkinginglory | 1078 | 36 | 957 | 31271 | 56 | 96774 | 76143 |
7 | Simon Jenkins | Stickshifter United | 1069 | 28 | 1074 | 2619 | 54 | 112695 | 83326 |
8 | Arnold Thom | Inshallah | 1064 | 30 | 808 | 140258 | 59 | 73673 | 87416 |
9 | Andrew McCabe | Joeys Monsters | 1058 | 36 | 1003 | 14036 | 60 | 66343 | 92485 |
10 | Austin McGinley | Boys of Summer | 1053 | 41 | 785 | 156969 | 56 | 96774 | 96583 |
11 | Claire McCabe | MiniBabyBelleFC | 1047 | 53 | 939 | 40835 | 43 | 187778 | 101390 |
12 | Christopher Cherry | Jittery Dynamos | 1042 | 46 | 870 | 89910 | 72 | 10019 | 105446 |
13 | Conor Nugent | the well hungarians | 1027 | 43 | 848 | 108040 | 57 | 88994 | 117129 |
14 | Brendan Henry | Fullofthepipe | 1024 | 28 | 887 | 76555 | 55 | 104822 | 119503 |
15 | Joseph O'Sullivan | TORRES and co | 1005 | 42 | 766 | 169271 | 56 | 96774 | 134187 |
16 | Simon O'sullivan | HaHa Barca wankasFAF | 1002 | 56 | 825 | 126984 | 49 | 150635 | 136308 |
17 | Joseph O'Sullivan | COOL DUDE ZOO | 1001 | 42 | 671 | 208425 | 55 | 104822 | 137008 |
18 | Alan McCabe | Dirty Dubs XI | 996 | 17 | 711 | 196428 | 38 | 209019 | 140530 |
19 | Gareth Bradley | Hoof Hearted UTD | 977 | 41 | 717 | 194171 | 45 | 176552 | 153157 |
20 | Conor Mcavoy | Real Goldfish | 777 | 36 | 777 | 162426 | 47 | 164360 | 220062 |