POS	Manager	Team name	Total points	Week pts	Starting XI pts	Starting XI pos	Goals	Goal Pos	Overall Position
1	Mark Molloy	Harpic Amsterdam	693	56	565	6786	44	1907	1079
2	Kurt Festraerts	Golden Generation	681	35	560	7935	44	1907	2069
3	Mark Stevenson	Probably the Best	635	27	507	31545	31	76703	15327
4	Paul Brogan	Diaby Does Dallas	626	45	480	53381	40	8828	20740
5	Philip Risley	VUVUZOLA FC	608	37	487	47003	35	35702	35279
5	Gavin Sheehy	prince of darkness	608	29	530	18324	37	21716	35279
7	Owen McNally	Maclacticos	602	33	454	80288	34	44441	40956
8	Brendan Kelly	FlexysMidniteRunners	601	32	392	151421	31	76703	41988
9	Michael Rafferty	The Grapes of Raff	599	34	454	80288	33	54347	44041
10	Jules Eilledge	True Blue Strikers	595	39	532	17397	36	28090	48327
11	Gary McDonald	Gazza's Piping Hots	583	30	437	99904	33	54347	61905
12	Brian Shields	The Blue Monkeys	581	29	482	51521	32	65058	64337
13	Geoff Johnston	Minus Three FC	565	35	297	213376	26	139665	84382
14	Declan Crudden	Bleedin Red	563	29	428	110472	30	89166	87008
15	John McDermott	Sofa King Watt	561	35	380	163668	22	181716	89574
16	Conor Donnelly	The Busted Sofas	548	34	423	116498	28	114996	106341
17	Conor Walls	Wallsy's Warriors	535	46	475	58127	28	114996	122647
18	Francis Jones	Yer Ma's Athletic	530	23	476	57151	27	127456	128609
19	Brendan Henry	Gulladuff FF	500	26	394	149304	21	189815	160038
20	Kevin McCauley	KFC Academical	483	33	395	148254	24	162533	174196

Dear All,

 

It may look like hell is freezing over outside but that’s probably because the Chairman is due to become a father next week – all being well.

 

I remember when people once spoke about me settling down and having children, the general response was that hell would freeze over first.

 

Well, the prophecy has been fulfilled my friends.  That time has come and we’re expecting little Damien to arrive early next week.

 

So apologies in advance if updates are thin on the ground over the next few weeks – I’m sure Brothers Molloy and Nugent (as acting Conference League ‘Chairman’) will keep you up to speed with scores for your respective divisions.

 

Turning our attention to the Premier League, we may as well hand over the trophy now to Professor Festraerts whose Golden Shower are now firmly placed at the top of the table. 

 

With a nine point lead already established, it would surely take a collapse of catastrophic proportions for him to blow it from here.

 

Hanging on bravely to his coat tails is Harpic Amsterdam, with a substantial distance then to Probably the Best, Diaby Does Dallas and prince of darkness. 

 

Yes I said prince of darkness!

 

The rest of the top ten is fairly tight with defending champion, i.e., yours truly, struggling to keep in touch.  Surely this season can’t get any worse in terms of injuries???  I bet there are lots of you thinking the same thing!!!

 

I suppose it could actually get worse – I could be in the bottom half of the league! 

 

Or even worse, I could be in the C... C.... C... C... Con.. Conf.... aaaaagh I can’t even say it!  You know what I mean though...  that horrible smelly place where all the not very good FF managers hang out. 

 

You do realise I’m sure that I’m scudding myself big time with statements like that... famous last words and all that. 

 

Looking like possible Con... Con.... Con... candidates for relegation this season are Brothers Walls (!!!!), Henry Jnr (no surprise there) and McCauley (one Houdini act too many?).

 

Meanwhile, in the other league, the top three are pulling away from the rest, their sights firmly set on the promised land above.

 

Those teams are Kirbs Crawlers (aiming for a quick return to the top flight), Mattrua (where the hell did he come from!!) and early leaders The Rio Chargers.

 

At the bottom, Brother Nugent and Chuckle Brother Jnr O’Sullivan should be ashamed of themselves, while McAvoy looks like he’s trying to set a world record as the worst FF manager of all time.

 

So that’s about it folks.  My last update as a man who actually has time to do it – even though that has already been seriously squeezed of late.

 

Hopefully next week, I’ll be sending you an update of a different kind. 

 

Until then though..........

 

..................................... READ ‘EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Michael R.

Diving in the Box FF League Chairman

http://divinginthebox.blogspot.com/ 

 

 

DITB PREMIER LEAGUE

POS	Manager	Team name	Total points	Week pts	Starting XI pts	Starting XI pos	Goals	Goal Pos	Overall Position
1	Kurt Festraerts	Golden Generation	646	44	536	7498	43	1240	1764
2	Mark Molloy	Harpic Amsterdam	637	32	538	7051	41	2886	2942
3	Mark Stevenson	Probably the Best	608	36	486	29850	30	69355	11209
4	Paul Brogan	Diaby Does Dallas	581	42	463	48686	37	12648	28929
5	Gavin Sheehy	prince of darkness	579	34	516	13844	34	29536	30751
6	Philip Risley	VUVUZOLA FC	571	25	452	59479	31	57684	38565
7	Owen McNally	Maclacticos	569	34	422	93534	32	47245	40596
7	Brendan Kelly	FlexysMidniteRunners	569	36	376	149135	30	69355	40596
9	Michael Rafferty	The Grapes of Raff	565	35	438	74705	32	47245	44931
10	Jules Eilledge	True Blue Strikers	556	27	509	16855	34	29536	55388
11	Gary McDonald	Gazza's Piping Hots	553	80	414	103410	33	37765	59050
12	Brian Shields	The Blue Monkeys	552	41	461	50653	31	57684	60294
13	Declan Crudden	Bleedin Red	534	26	407	112086	29	81912	83935
14	Geoff Johnston	Minus Three FC	530	44	278	214690	25	134821	89496
15	John McDermott	Sofa King Watt	526	38	361	164895	21	179822	94827
16	Conor Donnelly	The Busted Sofas	514	46	404	115842	27	108522	111286
17	Francis Jones	Yer Ma's Athletic	507	33	453	58421	26	121714	120624
18	Conor Walls	Wallsy's Warriors	489	34	456	55431	24	147332	142600
19	Brendan Henry	Gulladuff FF	474	22	383	141190	19	196221	158676
20	Kevin McCauley	KFC Academical	450	42	380	144600	22	170056	179437

 

DITB CONFERENCE LEAGUE

POS	Manager	Team name	Total points	Week pts	Starting XI pts	Starting XI pos	Goals	Goal Pos	Overall Position
1	Andy Kirby	Kirbs Crawlers	607	48	499	21805	40	4317	11697
2	Gavin Curran	Mattrua	597	72	324	194926	41	2886	17080
3	Andrew Jenkins	The Rio Chargers	594	34	492	25921	35	22649	18979
4	Barry Corr	bazkinginglory	560	30	462	49683	31	57684	50608
5	Alan McCabe	Dirty Dubs XI	554	39	340	183856	23	159376	57792
6	Austin McGinley	Boys of Summer	546	12	418	98511	33	37765	67933
7	Arnold Thom	Inshallah	543	36	343	181399	27	108522	71950
8	Simon Jenkins	Stickshifter United	538	43	508	17312	26	121714	78513
8	Andrew McCabe	Joeys Monsters	538	28	460	51593	30	69355	78513
10	Claire McCabe	MiniBabyBelleFC	536	36	488	28563	25	134821	81242
11	William Cherry	Cherry United	533	38	509	16855	26	121714	85292
12	Joseph O'Sullivan	TORRES and co	523	40	386	137602	34	29536	98997
13	Brendan Henry	Fullofthepipe	521	38	395	127032	31	57684	101722
14	Joseph O'Sullivan	COOL DUDE ZOO	512	37	307	204328	29	81912	114028
15	Gareth Bradley	Hoof Hearted UTD	501	34	339	184631	25	134821	128319
16	Barry Jones	Gunning for Glory	496	34	375	150210	25	134821	134419
17	Christopher Cherry	Jittery Dynamos	491	53	421	94780	36	17115	140318
18	Conor Nugent	the well hungarians	468	20	432	81700	23	159376	164354
19	Simon O'sullivan	HaHa Barca wankasFAF	443	42	454	57411	19	196221	184470
20	Conor Mcavoy	Real Goldfish	388	25	388	135321	21	179822	211376